Chocolate Jesus

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Well, I don‘t go to church on Sunday 
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I don‘t get on my knees to pray 
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Don‘t memorize the books of the Bible 
   A 
I got my own special way 
 
I know the Jesus loves me 
Oh, maybe just a little bit more 
I fall on my knees every Sunday 
At Zeldera Lee‘s candy store 
 
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   It‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
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   He make me feel so good inside 
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   It‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
        A 
   And keeps me satisfied 
 
I don‘t want no Anna Zabba 
I don‘t want no Almond Joy 
And I know I ain‘t nothing better 
Suitable for this boy 
 
   That‘s the only thing that can pick me up 
   Better than a cup of gold 
   See only a chocolate Jesus 
   Can satisfy my soul 
 
   Well it‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
   And it‘s good enough for me 
   It‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
   It‘s good enough for me 
 
When the weather gets rough and it‘s whiskey in the shade 
It‘s best to wrap your savior up in cellophane 
He flows like the big muddy dut that‘s ok 
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait 
 
   Well it‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
   And it‘s good enough for me 
   It‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
   It‘s good enough for me 
 
   Well it‘s got to be a chocolate Jesus 
   Makes me feel so good inside 
   Got to be a chocolate Jesus 
   And keep me satisfied