Two For The Price Of One

INTRO: (Dsus2) (D) (Dsus2) (D) (Bm11) (Bm7) (Bm11) (Bm7) (Em9) (Em7) (Em9) (Em7) 
 
 VERSE 
 (D) 
He had what you might call a trivial occupation 
 (Bm) 
he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station 
 (Em) 
with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife 
 
 (D) 
He read the matrimonial advertising pages 
                                 (Em)    (D/F#)        (G) 
the cries for help from different people, different ages 
          (D/F#)                          (Em) 
but they had nothing to say, at least not until the day, 
              (B)               (Em)               (A) 
when something special he read, this is what it said 
 
 CHORUS 
 (D)    (A)      (Em)             (Bm)         (Em)     (Bm) 
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get 
 (A)         (G)    (D/F#)  (D) 
two for the price of one 
         (A)          (Em)       (Bm)       (Em)      (Bm) 
We‘re the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get 
 (A)         (G)    (D/F#)    (Dsus2)  (D)  (Dsus2)  (D) 
two for the price of one 
 
 VERSE 
 
 CHORUS 
 
She said I‘m sure we must be perfect for each other 
 (D/C)                                               (D)  (Em) (D/F#) 
and if you doubt it you‘ll be certain when you meet my mo ther 
 
OUTRO: 
(G) (G) (D) (D) (Em) (D/F#)   repeat