Dysentary Gary

Intro: (2x) strummed fast using up/down strokes 
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Intro w/ Fill (2x) 
Fill: 
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Riff 1: (2x) muted fast x- mut ring 
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D                        D 
 Got a lotta heart ache.  He?s a en weasel. 
G                              A 
 His issues make my mind ache.  Wanna make a deal. 
D                                 D 
 Cause I love your little motions. You with your pigtails. 
G                      A 
 What a nice creation.  Worth another night in jail. 
 
Pre-Chorus: (1x)-Clean Guitar 
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Chorus: (1x) 
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D 
He?s a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out, 
when friends were listening to Slayer. 
G 
I would like to find him Friday night. 
A 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father?s tights. 
 
Post-Chorus: (6x) 
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(1)              (2)             (3)            (4) 
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I?m giving up, she found 
         (5)                  (6) 
someone. There?s plenty more. Girls are such a drag. 
 
Intro w/ Fill (2x) 
Fill: 
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A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--| 
E|-------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5--| 
 
Riff 1: (2x) muted fast 
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A|-5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5-| 
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D                         D 
 So all you little ladies. Be sure to choose the right guys. 
G                             A 
 You?ll come back to me maybe. I?ll shower you with lies. 
D                       D 
 Got a lotta heart ache. He?s a en weasel. 
G                            A 
 Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal. 
 
Pre-Chorus: (2x)-Clean Guitar 
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D 
Ease away the problems and the pain. 
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream. 
G 
All along, you wish that she would stay. 
A 
 the guy that took and ran away, yeah. 
 
Chorus: (1x) 
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A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| 
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D 
He?s a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out, 
when friends were listening to Slayer. 
G 
I would like to find him Friday night. 
A 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father?s tights. 
 
Post-Chorus: (6x) 
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(1)              (2)             (3)            (4) 
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I?m giving up, she found 
         (5)                  (6) 
someone. There?s plenty more. Girls are such a drag. 
 
[Bass Solo Type Thing] PLAY D then G clean (4x) 
 
Post-Chorus: (6x) 
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(1)              (2)             (3)             (4) 
 this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom?s 
         (5)             (6) 
a whore. Where?s my dog? Cause girls are such a drag. 
 
End on Intro(Slightly Different) 
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or play: 
CAN ALSO SUBSTITUTE THIS FOR THE ABOVE INTRO 
                                        (they sound the same) 
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