Dude Ranch

CHORDS: 
   B5   C#5  E5  Em  F#5  G#5 
E|----------------------------| 
B|----------------------------| 
G|--4----6---9----------------| 
D|--4----6---9---2----4---6---| 
A|--2----4---7---2----4---6---| 
E|---------------0----2---4---| 
INTRO: B5 12 times and let it ring. 
 
B5 F#5 Em 
Yeah My Girlfriend Takes Me Home When I?m Too Drunk To Drive 
B5 C#5 E5 
And She doesn?t Get All Jealous When I Hang Out With The Guys 
B5 F#5 Em (with heavy palm mute) 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does 
B5 C#5 E5 
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because 
B5 
Yeah Just Because. 
B5 F#5 Em 
Yeah My Girlfriend Likes U.L And D.H.C 
B5 C#5 E5 
And She?s So Smart And Independent, I Don?t Think She Needs Me. 
B5 F#5 Em (with heavy palm mute) 
Quite Half As Much As I Know I Need Her. 
B5 C#5 E5 
I Wonder Why There?s Not Another Guy That She?d Prefer. 
F#5 Em B5 
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down 
F#5 C#5 
I Show Up At 3am, She?s Still Up Watching Vacation 
Em 
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To 
A Better Place And... 
CHORUS (x2) 
B5 F#5 Em 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
G#5 F#5 
Everything?s Gonna be Fine! 
 
B5 F#5 Em 
And My Girlfriend Takes Collect Calls From the Road 
B5 C#5 E5 
And It Doesn?t Seem To Matter That I?m Lacking In The Bulge 
B5 F#5 Em (with heavy palm mute) 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does 
B5 C#5 E5 
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because 
F#5 Em B5 
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down 
F#5 C#5 
I Show Up At 3am, She?s Still Up Watching Vacation 
Em 
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To 
A Better Place And... 
CHORUS (x4) B5 F#5 Em 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
G#5 F#5 
Everything?s Gonna be Fine! 
BRIDGE: Play B5 8 times and let it ring 
CHORUS (x4) 
B5 F#5 Em 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
G#5 F#5 
Everything?s Gonna be Fine! 
End the song with B5!!