Dude Ranch

CHORDS: 
   (B5)   (C#5)  (E5)  (Em)  (F#5)  (G#5) 
(E)|----------------------------| 
(B)|----------------------------| 
(G)|--4----6---9----------------| 
(D)|--4----6---9---2----4---6---| 
(A)|--2----4---7---2----4---6---| 
(E)|---------------0----2---4---| 
INTRO: (B5) 12 times and let it ring. 
 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) 
Yeah My Girlfriend Takes Me Home When I?m Too Drunk To Drive 
(B5) (C#5) (E5) 
And She doesn?t Get All Jealous When I Hang Out With The Guys 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) (with heavy palm mute) 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does 
(B5) (C#5) (E5) 
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because 
(B5) 
Yeah Just Because. 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) 
Yeah My Girlfriend Likes U.L And (D).(H).(C) 
(B5) (C#5) (E5) 
And She?s So Smart And Independent, I Don?t Think She Needs Me. 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) (with heavy palm mute) 
Quite Half As Much As I Know I Need Her. 
(B5) (C#5) (E5) 
I Wonder Why There?s Not Another Guy That She?d Prefer. 
(F#5) (Em) (B5) 
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down 
(F#5) (C#5) 
I Show Up At 3am, She?s Still Up Watching Vacation 
(Em) 
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To 
(A) Better Place And... 
CHORUS (x2) 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
(G#5) (F#5) 
Everything?s Gonna be Fine! 
 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) 
And My Girlfriend Takes Collect Calls From the Road 
(B5) (C#5) (E5) 
And It Doesn?t Seem To Matter That I?m Lacking In The Bulge 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) (with heavy palm mute) 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does 
(B5) (C#5) (E5) 
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because 
(F#5) (Em) (B5) 
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down 
(F#5) (C#5) 
I Show Up At 3am, She?s Still Up Watching Vacation 
(Em) 
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To 
(A) Better Place And... 
CHORUS (x4) (B5) (F#5) (Em) 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
(G#5) (F#5) 
Everything?s Gonna be Fine! 
BRIDGE: Play (B5) 8 times and let it ring 
CHORUS (x4) 
(B5) (F#5) (Em) 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
(G#5) (F#5) 
Everything?s Gonna be Fine! 
End the song with (B5)!!