Trouble In The Message Centre

(G) (A) (Db) (Eb) 
I am the message centre 
(G) (A) (Db) (Eb) 
Local and direct 
(G) (A) (Db) (Eb) 
Room to room an operator (no calls today dear, they‘ll just have to wait dear) 
(G) (A) (Db) (Eb) 
I call and I collect (so just strike him softly away from the body) 
(Bbm) (Dbm) (Abm) (B) 
You‘re made up too shiny today (in so much trouble) 
(Bbm) (Dbm) (Abm) (B) 
Thoughts are just pissing away " 
(Bbm) (Dbm) (Abm) (B) 
(A) new type face a new day " 
(Bbm) (Dbm) (Abm) (B) 
You can‘t remember ten minutes ago. 
(E) (F#) 
It‘s too much trouble 
 
Middle 8 up half a tone, so that‘s (Bm (D) (Am) (C) x4) (then (E) (F)#) 
 
Chorus