Trouble In The Message Centre

G A Db Eb 
I am the message centre 
G A Db Eb 
Local and direct 
G A Db Eb 
Room to room an operator (no calls today dear, they‘ll just have to wait dear) 
G A Db Eb 
I call and I collect (so just strike him softly away from the body) 
Bbm Dbm Abm B 
You‘re made up too shiny today (in so much trouble) 
Bbm Dbm Abm B 
Thoughts are just pissing away " 
Bbm Dbm Abm B 
A new type face a new day " 
Bbm Dbm Abm B 
You can‘t remember ten minutes ago. 
E F# 
It‘s too much trouble 
 
Middle 8 up half a tone, so that‘s (Bm D Am C x4) (then E F#) 
 
Chorus