Mr Robinson Quango

B Abm 
Mr. Robinson and his quango 
 
G 
Dirty dealer, expensive car 
 
A 
Runs the buses and the evening star 
 
B Abm 
He got a hair piece and he got herpes 
 
G 
His private life is very discreet 
 
A 
A nicer man you‘ll never going to meet 
 
 
 
F# 
A self professed saviour of the dim right wing 
 
 
He‘s got respitory problems and a masons ring 
 
 
 
B Abm 
Mr. Robinson and his quango 
 
G 
Drinks with the general and the county wives 
 
A 
Yes the family business is doing all right 
 
B Abm 
They are doing tango‘s down in the quango‘s 
 
G 
He makes them tick and he makes them tock 
 
A 
And if he doesn‘t like you he‘ll put you in the dock 
 
 
 
F# 
He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs 
 
 
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum 
 
 
 
B 
He ran into the toliet in the town hall 
 
 
Got a biro out and wrote on the wall 
 
A 
I‘m wearing black french knickers on under my suit 
 
 
I‘ve got stockings and suspenders on 
 
 
I‘m feeling rather loose 
 
 
 
F# 
Oh I‘m a naughty boy 
 
 
Oh I‘m a naughty, naughty boy