115th Dream
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I was riding on the Mayflower
When I thought I spied some land
I yelled for Captain Arab
I have yuh understand
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Who came running to the deck
Said, "Boys, forget the whale
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Look on over yonder
Cut the engine, change the sail
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Haul on the bowline"
We sang that melody
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Like all tough sailors do
When they are far away at sea
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"I think I‘ll call it America"
I said as we hit land
I took a deep breath
I fell down, I could not stand
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Captain Arab he started
Writing up some deeds
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He said, "Let‘s set up a fort
And start buying the place with beads"
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Just then this cop comes down the street
Crazy as a loon
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He throw us all in jail
For carryin‘ harpoons
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Ah me I busted out
Don‘t even ask me how
I went to get some help
I walked by a Guernsey cow
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Who directed me down
To the Bowery slums
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Where people carried signs around
Saying, "Ban the bums"
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I jumped right into line
Sayin‘, "I hope that I‘m not late"
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When I realized I hadn‘t eaten
For five days straight
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I went into a restaurant
Lookin‘ for the cook
I told them I was the editor
Of a famous etiquette book
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The waiter he was handsome
He wore a powder blue cape
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I ordered some suzette, I said
"Could you please make that crepe"
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Just then the whole kitchen exploded
From boilin‘ fat
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Food was flying everywhere
And I left without my hat
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Now, I didn‘t mean to be nosy
But I went into a bank
To get some bail for Arab
And all the boys back in the tank
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They asked me for some collateral
And I pulled down my pants
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They threw me in the alley
When up comes this girl from France
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Who invited me to her house
I went, but she had a friend
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Who knocked me out and robbed my boots
And I was on the street again
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Well, I rapped upon a house
With the U.S. flag upon display
I said, "Could you help me out
I got some friends down the way"
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The man says, "Get out of here
I‘ll tear you limb from limb"
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I said, "You know they refused Jesus, too"
He said, "You‘re not Him
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Get out of here before I break your bones
I ain‘t your pop"
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I decided to have him arrested
And I went looking for a cop
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I ran right outside
And I hopped inside a cab
I went out the other door
This Englishman said, "Fab"
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As he saw me leap a hot dog stand
And a chariot that stood
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Parked across from a building
Advertising brotherhood
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I ran right through the front door
Like a hobo sailor does
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But it was just a funeral parlor
And the man asked me who I was
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I repeated that my friends
Were all in jail, with a sigh
He gave me his card
He said, "Call me if they die"
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I shook his hand and said goodbye
Ran out to the street
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When a bowling ball came down the road
And knocked me off my feet
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A pay phone was ringing
It just about blew my mind
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When I picked it up and said hello
This foot came through the line
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Well,by this time I was fed up
At tryin‘ to make a stab
At bringin‘ back any help
For my friends and Captain Arab
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I decided to nip a coin
Like either heads or tails
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Would let me know if I should go
Back to ship or back to jail
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So I hocked my sailor suit
And I got a coin to flip
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It came up tails it rhymed with sails
So I made it back to the ship
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Well, I got back and took
The parkin‘ ticket off the mast
I was ripping it to shreds
When this coastguard boat went past
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They asked me my name
And I said, "Captain Kidd"
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They believed me but
They wanted to know
What exactly that I did
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I said for the Pope of Eruke
I was employed
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They let me go right away
They were very paranoid
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Well, the last I heard of Arab
He was stuck on a whale
That was married to the deputy
Sheriff of the jail
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But the funniest thing was
When I was leavin‘ the bay
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I saw three ships a-sailin‘
They were all heading my way
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I asked the captain what his name was
And how come he didn‘t drive a truck
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He said his name was Columbus
I just said, "Good luck."
