Mary Long
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Intro: (Gm) (Gm) (Bb/G) Mary Long is a hypocrite (C/G) (Gm) She does all the things that she tells us not to do (Bb/G) Selling filth from a corner shop (C/G) (Gm) And knitting patterns to the high street queue (Bb/G) She paints roses, even makes them smell good (C/G) (Gm) And then she draws titties on the khazy wall (Bb/G) Drowns kittens just to get a thrill (C/G) (Gm) And writes sermons in the Sun-day Chronicle (Eb) (Bb) (F) (C) (Gm) How did you lose your virginity, Ma-ry Long ? (Bb) (F) (C7) When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? Mary told Johnny not to write such trash Said it was a waste of public money She made a fuss, they made apologies But everybody thought the show was funny When the nation knew you?d had children It came as such a surprise We really didn?t know you?d had it in you How you did it we can only surmise How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? Mary Long, you?re not alone But you?re a long way behind our times What we do in full frontal view Is more honest than your clean-up mind What I?m saying, Mary Long is When you can spare a minute Go find your friend the y Lord Dig your self a hole and jump in it How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?
