Under The Influence

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[Eminem] 
Translation 
So you can suck my dick if you don‘t like, my shit 
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha! 
Two pills I pop, ‘til my pupils swell up like two pennies 
I‘m Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties 
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass 
so the rats can‘t chew through his last pants 
I‘m like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning 
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him 
I‘m like a in wasp in the hospital lost 
Stingin the  outta everything I come across in the halls 
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle 
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the in handle 
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin 
[Swifty] Bitch it‘s too late 
[Eminem] Cause once you‘re hung from the drapes, it‘s curtains 
 
[Swifty] 
I‘m an instigator, .380 slug penetrator 
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters 
Accused for every crime known through the equator 
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my ‘gators 
My weed‘ll hit yo‘ chest like a double barrel gauge an‘ 
I‘m a black grenade that‘ll blow up in yo‘ face {×BLAM×} 
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose 
You never hear me say, "Forgive me" 
I‘m snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it 
That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it 
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift 
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets 
Chillin in the lab wasted 
I‘m the type that‘ll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic 
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site 
And even at the Million Man March, we gon‘ fight 
 
Chorus: Eminem 
 
So you can suck my dick if you don‘t like, my shit 
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick 
Cause I don‘t give a  if you don‘t like, my shit 
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick 
 
[Bizarre] 
I‘m a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire 
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers 
Plates expired, soon as I‘m hired, I‘m fired 
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire 
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn‘t you read the flyer? 
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor 
(Aren‘t you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I‘m retired 
in your bitch in the ass with a tire iron 
I‘m ripped, I‘m on an acid trip 
My DJ‘s in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {×needle pops×} 
Lettin the record skip.. {×needle pops×} 
Lettin the record skip.. {×needle pops×} (Damn!) 
{×DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat×} 
I‘m in anything when I‘m snortin 
It‘s gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion 
{×dog whines×} Some bitch asked for my autograph 
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed 
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam 
All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom 
 
[Proof] 
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack 
Weed laced with somethin {×gun cocks×} nigga pass that 
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats 
At a ‘Stop the Violence‘ rally, I blast gats 
Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped 
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack 
Run your motherin pockets, ASAP 
I don‘t need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq‘s 
Born loser, half theif and half black 
Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at 
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked 
and found chopped up in a trash bag 
 
[Kuniva] 
We stranglin rappers until the point they can‘t yell 
cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales 
Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace 
Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums 
I grapple your adam‘s apple until it crackle 
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you 
Get executed, cuz I‘m a "Luni" 
I got a "Yukmouth" and it‘s polluted 
I cock it back then shoot it 
I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers 
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers 
Brigade barricade to bring the noise 
While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys 
If I go solo, I‘m doin a song with Bolo 
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.." 
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church 
and smack the preacher while he‘s preachin 
Take a swing at the deacon 
 
[Kon Artis] 
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight 
I was straight ‘til I got caught sellin em shake 
I‘m ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent 
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent 
with the superintendent‘s daughter, my brain‘s out of order 
I‘ve been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water 
In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von 
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb 
(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun 
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run 
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son 
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none 
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun 
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds 
Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one‘s 
‘til I met your fat mama, now I‘m rollin in dough 
 
Chorus 
 
[Eminem] 
Haha.. suck my motherin dick 
D-12.. Dirty motherin Dozen 
Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty in husbands 
Bizarre kid 
Swifty McVeigh 
The Kon Artis 
The Kuniva 
Dirty Harry 
Haha, and Slim Shady..