Ass Like That

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The way you shake it, I can‘t believe 
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I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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ass like that 
 
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go 
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Doing, doing, doing... 
 
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I don‘t believe it 
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It‘s almost too good to be true 
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I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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Ass like that 
 
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The way you move it, 
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you make my pee pee go 
 
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Doing, doing, doing 
 
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The way she moves 
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She‘s like a belly dancer 
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She‘s shaking that ass 
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To that new nelly jam 
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I Think someones at the door 
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But I don‘t think I‘m gonna answer 
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Police saying "freeze" 
 
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Doing, doing, doing 
 
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What do you mean freeze? 
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Please, I‘m a human being 
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I have needs 
 
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I‘m not done, not till I‘m finish peeing 
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I am not resisting arrest 
 
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I am agreeing Mr. Officer 
 
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I‘m already on my knees 
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I can‘t get on the ground any further 
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It‘s impossible for me 
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And do not treat me like a murderer 
 
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I just like to pee, pee, pee 
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Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go 
 
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Ring-(A)-chong, (A)-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching 
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Psych, I joke I joke 
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I kidd, I kidd 
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If I offend I‘m sorry 
 
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Please, please forgive 
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For I am Triumph, the puppet dog 
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I am a mere puppet 
 
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I can get away with anything I sing 
 
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You will love it 
 
[Chorus] 
 
(A) (A) 
The way you shake it, I can‘t believe 
(A) 
I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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ass like that 
 
(A) (A) 
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go 
(C) 
Doing, doing, doing... 
 
(A) 
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin‘ 
 
Nick I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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Ass like that