Ass Like That

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The way you shake it, I can‘t believe 
A 
I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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ass like that 
 
A A 
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go 
C 
Doing, doing, doing... 
 
A 
I don‘t believe it 
A 
It‘s almost too good to be true 
A 
I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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Ass like that 
 
A 
The way you move it, 
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you make my pee pee go 
 
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Doing, doing, doing 
 
A 
The way she moves 
A G 
She‘s like a belly dancer 
A 
She‘s shaking that ass 
A 
To that new nelly jam 
A 
I Think someones at the door 
A 
But I don‘t think I‘m gonna answer 
A 
Police saying "freeze" 
 
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Doing, doing, doing 
 
A 
What do you mean freeze? 
A 
Please, I‘m a human being 
A 
I have needs 
 
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I‘m not done, not till I‘m finish peeing 
A 
I am not resisting arrest 
 
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I am agreeing Mr. Officer 
 
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I‘m already on my knees 
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I can‘t get on the ground any further 
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It‘s impossible for me 
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And do not treat me like a murderer 
 
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I just like to pee, pee, pee 
A 
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go 
 
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Ring-A-chong, A-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching 
A 
Psych, I joke I joke 
A 
I kidd, I kidd 
A 
If I offend I‘m sorry 
 
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Please, please forgive 
A 
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog 
A 
I am a mere puppet 
 
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I can get away with anything I sing 
 
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You will love it 
 
[Chorus] 
 
A A 
The way you shake it, I can‘t believe 
A 
I ain‘t never seen an 
 
E|--0--3--5--| 
ass like that 
 
A A 
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go 
C 
Doing, doing, doing... 
 
A 
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin‘ 
 
Nick I ain‘t never seen an 
 
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Ass like that