Jackass

intro 
 
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pre verse/bridge 1 - for bridge play this 4x then bridge 2 
 
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verse 
 
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chorus 
 
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bridge 2 outro 
 
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lyrics 
 
to know you is to hate you so loving you must be like suicide 
i don‘t mind if you don‘t mind i‘m not the one that‘s going to die 
i guess i just can‘t listen to this one sided conversation again 
‘cause i don‘t care if i don‘t care no one ever said that life is fair 
everybody loves a joke but no one likes a fool 
and you‘re always cracking the same old lines again 
you‘re well rehearsed on every verse and that was stated clear 
but no one understands your verity 
the center of attention 
got an honerable mention once again congratulations and salutations 
you‘re a figment of your own imagination 
everybody loves a joke but no one likes a fool 
and you‘re always cracking the same old lines again 
you‘re well rehearsed on every verse and that was stated clear 
but no one understands your verity 
to know you is to bait you and you fell victim to your own denial 
i don‘t mind if you don‘t mind if you‘re wasting all your time