Long Gone Geek

INTRO RIFF: 
 
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(A) 
Weird goings-on at the County Jail 
The door flies open, in strides Geek 
 
(G) (D) (A) 
Prisoners reading the sheriff‘s mail 
Looking like the front page of Newsweek 
 
(A) 
He‘s strapped down to a swivel chair 
He says to Lou in a voice of glee, 
 
(G) (D) (A) 
trying to swivel right out of there 
‘What‘s the matter, ain‘t you glad to see me?‘ 
 
(E) 
Pin-striped Sweet‘s in Cell 15 
Lou‘s on the floor ‘cause he can‘t stand up 
 
(G) (D) (A) 
Convinced his self it‘s all a dream 
as green as a leaf in a tea-cup 
 
(E) 
He‘s got a pet black tabby cat 
When on to Geek‘s back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat 
 
(G) (D) (A) 
that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat 
Which breaks Geek‘s neck like he was a rat 
 
SOLO: 
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OUTRO: 
(A) (G) (D) 
Long gone Geek! 
 
STRUCTURE: 
INTRO 
VERSE 1 
SOLO 
VERSE 2 
OUTRO