Stone Cold Crazy

 Verse 
 (Gm) 
 Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was 
 Dreamiing I was Al Capone, There`s a 
 rumour goin` round gotta clear outta town, I`m 
 smelling like a dry fish-bone. 
 
 Here come the law gonna break down the door gonna 
 carry me away once more 
 Never! I never never wnat it anymore 
 Gotta get away from this stone cold floor 
 
 Chorus 
 (C) 
 Crazy 
 (Bb) 
 Stone cold crazy you know. 
 
 (Gm)		(Bb) 
 (Gm)		(C) 
 (Gm)		(Bb) 
 (Gm)		(C) 
 
 Repeat first part of verse with following words: 
 
 Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon 
 And I`m playing on my slide trombone 
 Anymore, anymore cannot take it anymore 
 Gotta get away from this stone cold floor 
 
 Chorus 
 
 Walking down th street 
 Shooting people that I meet 
 With my rubber Tommy water gun 
 Here come the deputy 
 He`s gonna come and getta me 
 I gotta get up and run 
 They got the sirens loose 
 I ran right outa juice 
 Theyr`e gonna put me in a cell 
 If I can`t go to heaven 
 Will they   let me go to hell? 
 
 Chorus