Stone Cold Crazy

 Verse 
 Gm 
 Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was 
 Dreamiing I was Al Capone, There`s a 
 rumour goin` round gotta clear outta town, I`m 
 smelling like a dry fish-bone. 
 
 Here come the law gonna break down the door gonna 
 carry me away once more 
 Never! I never never wnat it anymore 
 Gotta get away from this stone cold floor 
 
 Chorus 
 C 
 Crazy 
 Bb 
 Stone cold crazy you know. 
 
 Gm		Bb 
 Gm		C 
 Gm		Bb 
 Gm		C 
 
 Repeat first part of verse with following words: 
 
 Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon 
 And I`m playing on my slide trombone 
 Anymore, anymore cannot take it anymore 
 Gotta get away from this stone cold floor 
 
 Chorus 
 
 Walking down th street 
 Shooting people that I meet 
 With my rubber Tommy water gun 
 Here come the deputy 
 He`s gonna come and getta me 
 I gotta get up and run 
 They got the sirens loose 
 I ran right outa juice 
 Theyr`e gonna put me in a cell 
 If I can`t go to heaven 
 Will they   let me go to hell? 
 
 Chorus