Nobody Weird Like Me

Bass Intro 
Then the guitar breaks in with this rhythm: 
 
    (D5)    (F5)    (D5)              (F5)    (D5) 
(E)|--------------------------------------| 
(B)|--------------------------------------| 
(G)|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7-| 
(D)|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7-| 
(A)|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5---8----5-| 
(E)|--------------------------------------| 
 
    (D5)    (F5)    (D5)              (G5)    (D5) 
(E)|---------------------------------------| 
(B)|---------------------------------------| 
(G)|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-| 
(D)|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-| 
(A)|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5--10---(5)-| 
(E)|---------------------------------------| 
 
Verse rhythm (variate a lot, I think Frusciante used a whammy 
bar for live concerts on this song): 
 
     (D5)                                 (F5) 
(E)|---------------------------------------------| 
(B)|---------------------------------------------| 
(G)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10-| 
(D)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10-| 
(A)|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8---8-| 
(E)|---------------------------------------------| 
 
     (D5)                                  (G5) 
(E)|----------------------------------------------| 
(B)|----------------------------------------------| 
(G)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12-| 
(D)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12-| 
(A)|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10--10-| 
(E)|----------------------------------------------| 
 
     (D5)                                 (F5) 
(E)|--------------------------------------------| 
(B)|--------------------------------------------| 
(G)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10-| 
(D)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10-| 
(A)|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8--8-| 
(E)|--------------------------------------------| 
 
     (D5)                                  (G5) 
(E)|-------------------------------------------| 
(B)|-------------------------------------------| 
(G)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b-| 
(D)|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b-| 
(A)|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10b-| 
(E)|-------------------------------------------| 
 
Chorus (strike each chord once): 
 
(C5) 
Bust my britches 
 
(E5) 
Bless my soul 
 
(D5) 
I‘m a freak of nature 
 
        (C5) 
Walking totem pole 
 
(E5)             (G5) 
Look and see I think you‘ll agree 
 
(A5) 
Nobody Weird Like Me 
 
After a while, he starts playing this little riff about 4 times: 
 
    (F5)    (C5) 
(E)|-------------------| 
(B)|-------------------| 
(G)|--------5-x-x-3--5-| 
(D)|--3--x--5-x-x-3--5-| 
(A)|--3--x--3-x-x-1--3-| 
(E)|--1--x-------------| 
 
The pattern is played again but up 2 whole steps near the end 
before the big jam: 
 
    (A5)  (D5)    (C5)  (D5) 
(E)|-----------------| 
(B)|-----------------| 
(G)|------7----5---7-| 
(D)|--7---7----5---7-| 
(A)|--7---5----3---5-| 
(E)|--5--------------| 
 
Outro 
One guitar strikes the (D5) chord every now and then while 
another plays a solo in (Dm) over top. Make a lot of noise :) 
Try this progression: 
 
      (D5)             (D#5)         (F#5)         (G5) 
(E)|-----------------------------------------------------| 
(B)|-----------------------------------------------------| 
(G)|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--12-12-| 
(D)|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--10-10-| 
(A)|----5-----5--5--5/6----6--6--6/9---9--9--9/10--10-10-| 
(E)|-----------------------------------------------------|