Nobody Weird Like Me

Bass Intro 
Then the guitar breaks in with this rhythm: 
 
    D5    F5    D5              F5    D5 
E|--------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------| 
G|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7-| 
D|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7-| 
A|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5---8----5-| 
E|--------------------------------------| 
 
    D5    F5    D5              G5    D5 
E|---------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------| 
G|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-| 
D|--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-| 
A|--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5--10---(5)-| 
E|---------------------------------------| 
 
Verse rhythm (variate a lot, I think Frusciante used a whammy 
bar for live concerts on this song): 
 
     D5                                 F5 
E|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10-| 
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10-| 
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8---8-| 
E|---------------------------------------------| 
 
     D5                                  G5 
E|----------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------| 
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12-| 
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12-| 
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10--10-| 
E|----------------------------------------------| 
 
     D5                                 F5 
E|--------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------| 
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10-| 
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10-| 
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8--8-| 
E|--------------------------------------------| 
 
     D5                                  G5 
E|-------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------| 
G|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b-| 
D|---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b-| 
A|---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10b-| 
E|-------------------------------------------| 
 
Chorus (strike each chord once): 
 
C5 
Bust my britches 
 
E5 
Bless my soul 
 
D5 
I‘m a freak of nature 
 
        C5 
Walking totem pole 
 
E5             G5 
Look and see I think you‘ll agree 
 
A5 
Nobody Weird Like Me 
 
After a while, he starts playing this little riff about 4 times: 
 
    F5    C5 
E|-------------------| 
B|-------------------| 
G|--------5-x-x-3--5-| 
D|--3--x--5-x-x-3--5-| 
A|--3--x--3-x-x-1--3-| 
E|--1--x-------------| 
 
The pattern is played again but up 2 whole steps near the end 
before the big jam: 
 
    A5  D5    C5  D5 
E|-----------------| 
B|-----------------| 
G|------7----5---7-| 
D|--7---7----5---7-| 
A|--7---5----3---5-| 
E|--5--------------| 
 
Outro 
One guitar strikes the D5 chord every now and then while 
another plays a solo in Dm over top. Make a lot of noise :) 
Try this progression: 
 
      D5             D#5         F#5         G5 
E|-----------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------| 
G|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--12-12-| 
D|----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--10-10-| 
A|----5-----5--5--5/6----6--6--6/9---9--9--9/10--10-10-| 
E|-----------------------------------------------------|