Live With Me

D             A      D             A 
I got nasty habits, I take tea at three 
            D                A 
Yes and the meat I eat for dinner 
       D               A 
Must be hung up for a week 
      D                    A 
My best friend he shoots water rats, 
      D                A 
And feeds them to his geese 
  D                       A 
Don`t ya think there`s a place for you 
D                A 
In between the sheets? 
 
E 
Come now, honey, 
         G                 A 
We can build a place for three 
E 
Come on now honey, 
G                            A 
Don`t ya wanna live with me? 
 
There`s a score of hair-brained children 
They`re all locked in the nursery 
They got earphone heads they got dirty necks 
They`re so 20th century 
Well they cue up for the bathroom 
`round about 7:35 
Don`t ya think we need a womans touch to make it come alive?? 
 
You`d look good pram pushing, 
down the high street 
Come on now honey, 
Don`t ya wanna live with me? 
 
(Last verse--no chorus, just keep playing D, A) 
Oh, the servants they`re so helpful, dear 
The cook she is a whore 
Yes, The butler has a place for her 
behind the pantry door 
The maid, she`s French, She`s got no sense 
She`s from the Crazy Horse 
When she strips, the chauffeur flips 
The footman`s eyes be crossed 
 
Oh, don`t ya think there`s a place for us, 
Right across the street 
Don`t ya think there`s a place for you, 
In between the sheets