2000 Man

Intro:  Instrumental 
 
        (A)                   (E7)               (A) 
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film 
(A)                           (E7)            (A) 
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill 
          (D)                     (A)/(Asus4) 
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man? 
       (D)                          (A)     (G)  (A)  (E7) 
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all 
 
[same chords:] 
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her 
I am having an affair with a random computer 
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man? 
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all 
 
     (A)    (D)  (A)     (A)            (D)  (A) 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet, 
     (A)    (D)  (A)      (E7)            (A) 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     (A)    (D)   (A)    (A)            (D)   (A) 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (A)    (D)   (A)     (E7)            (A) 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     (D)(?) 
      Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing 
     (B7)                 (E7) 
       like it did when you were young? 
     (A) 
       Or did you come down crashing 
     (E7)                            (A) 
       seeing all the things you`d done? 
     (E7)                    (A) 
       Oh it`s a big put - on 
 
     (A)              (D)             (A) 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (A)            (E7)            (A) 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     (A)              (D)             (A) 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (A)            (E7)            (A) 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
 
[Beat a bit on a power (E), then play these four lines again. 
Moving to D] 
 
          (D)                     (A)/(Asus4) 
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man? 
       (D)                          (A)     (G)  (A)  (E7)  (hold) 
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all 
 
(A)  (D)  (E7)  (A)