Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

Intro: 
 
(Am) AmM7 (Am7) (D9) (2X) 
 
 
(Am) (G) (F) (F) (G) 
Why does it hurt when I pee? 
(Am) (G) (F) (F) (G) 
Why does it hurt when I pee? 
(E) (F) (G) (E) 
I don‘t want no doctor to stick no needle in me! 
(Am) (G) (D) (Dsus4) (D) 
Why does it hurt when I pee? 
 
 
I got it from the toilet seat 
I got it from the toilet seat 
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat! 
I got it from the toilet seat 
 
 
My balls feel like a pair of maracas 
My balls feel like a pair of maracas 
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas! 
My balls feel like a pair of maracas 
 
 
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