Biker Ballad

Am             F 
Down a tunnel, in a tube 
G              E 
On the road, knocked down and bruised 
Am                   F 
Some man laid with blood in hair 
C               E 
And beside him was a bear. 
 
But this bear was a man 
Red-neck biker from some clan 
I was really scared and pissed 
But the creature only hissed: 
 
   Am               E                  Am 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
                   E 
   Don‘t touch it! 
   G                E                  Am 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
                      G 
   It‘s the only thing I like! 
 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   It‘s the only thing I like! 
 
I said: Sir, what have you done? 
Take a look at what‘s going on 
Why kill a man for touching your bike? 
After all, it‘s just a hype 
 
Hype it is! - Was the reply - 
Kiss your ass and say goodbuy! 
He pulled out his killer gun 
I got blue and turned round to run 
 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   Don‘t touch it! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   It‘s the only thing I like! 
 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   It‘s the only thing I like! 
 
But I did not run away 
I was smarter in a way 
Took the road to the country side 
Down to red-flagged farming sites 
 
"Rent a tractor" - the sign read 
Want them all! - That‘s what I said 
Paid my bill and went to a pub 
Where drunkards had their fun 
 
Hey, you boys, you wanna ride? 
Gotta a fag, who pushed you pride! 
Got ‘em wheels? Sure I do! 
And the biker paid his due... 
 
   Don‘t touch it! 
   Don‘t touch it! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   It‘s the only thing I like! 
 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   Don‘t touch it! 
   Don‘t touch it! Don‘t you touch my bike! 
   It‘s the only thing I like!