Apple Pie And Honey Kvas

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Mommy baked an apple pie 
C#m                    H 
Sayin "Hush, my baby, don‘t you cry now" 
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Eva Braun is next to you, 
C#m                      H 
Welcome to the friggin‘ zoo! 
 
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   I don‘t want your apple pie 
   H 
   I‘ll get heavy, I won‘t fly 
   C#m 
   If I eat too much of it 
          A 
   Uncle Sam will make me shit. 
 
Daddy made a mug of kvas 
Kremlin angels made all that jazz 
CIA and KGB 
Fast food service stuffed in me. 
 
   I don‘t want your apple pie 
   I‘ll get heavy, I won‘t fly 
   If I eat too much of it 
   Uncle Sam will make me shit. 
 
      A 
      Uncle Sam... Uncle Sam... 
                      C 
      Uncle Sam will make me shit... 
 
I can‘t not dig what‘s that all about 
Some people eat - they never doubt 
Some people serve bad fish for the rest 
But I know for sure they‘ll be under arrest. 
 
   I don‘t want your pie or kvas 
   Apple pie that mommy cooked 
   Honey kvas that daddy brewed 
   Now I know that I will puke. 
 
      Now I know... Now I know for sure... 
      Now I know that I will puke. 
 
      I don‘t want, I don‘t need 
      I don‘t want your apple pie 
      I don‘t want, I don‘t need 
      I don‘t want your honey kvas 
 
Mommy baked an apple pie 
Sayin "Hush, my baby, don‘t you cry now" 
Eva Braun is next to you, 
Welcome to the heavens zoo! 
 
   I don‘t want your honey kvas 
   I don‘t want your apple pie 
   ‘Cause I know that I‘ll go gas 
   ‘Cause I know that I will die. 
 
      ‘Cause I know... I know for sure... 
      ‘Cause I know that I will die.