Homo-Scan

 (E)                  (B)       (A)                  (E) 
Come on, cum on my face, cucumber from outer space! 
                            (B)       (A)                  (E) 
Won’t you please cum on my face, cucumber from outer space! 
 
’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual. 
 
Come on, come on, you can, you gonna put me through the "Homo-Scan"! 
Won‘t you please, come on, you can, you gonna put me through the "Homo-Scan"! 
 
’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual. 
 
Kafka! 
Kafka! 
 
Well, I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Yes, I’m a ing bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual!..