Homo-Scan

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Come on, cum on my face, cucumber from outer space! 
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Won’t you please cum on my face, cucumber from outer space! 
 
’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual. 
 
Come on, come on, you can, you gonna put me through the "Homo-Scan"! 
Won‘t you please, come on, you can, you gonna put me through the "Homo-Scan"! 
 
’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual. 
 
Kafka! 
Kafka! 
 
Well, I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Yes, I’m a ing bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
 
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual, 
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual!..