Brown Eyed Handsome Man

(E) 
Arrested on charges of unemployment, 
(E) 
he was sitting in the witness stand 
                               (A) 
The judge‘s wife called up the district attorney 
         (B)                    (E) 
Said you free that brown eyed man 
(E)                            (D)                    (E) 
You want your job you better free that brown eyed man 
 
Flying across the desert in a TWA, 
I saw a woman walking across the sand 
She been a-walkin‘ thirty miles en route to Bombay. 
To get a brown eyed handsome man 
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man 
 
Way back in history three thousand years 
Back every since the world began 
There‘s been a whole lot of good women shed a tear 
For a brown eyed handsome man 
That‘s what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man 
 
GUITAR BREAK 
 
Beautiful daughter couldn‘t make up her mind 
Between a doctor and a lawyer man 
Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself 
(A) brown eyed handsome man 
That‘s what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man 
 
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass 
She had the world in the palm of her hand 
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match 
To get brown eyed handsome man 
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man 
 
GUITAR BREAK 
 
Two, three count with nobody on 
He hit a high fly into the stand 
Rounding third he was headed for home 
It was a brown eyed handsome man 
That won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome man