Bobby Brown

(C) 
Hey there people I‘m Bobby Brown 
 
(Am) 
They say I‘m the cutest boy in town 
 
(Dm7) 
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney 
 
(G) 
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney 
 
Here I am at a famous school 
I‘m dressing sharp and I‘m acting cool 
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper 
Let her do all the work and maybe later I‘ll rape her 
 
 
(F) 
Oh God I am the american dream 
 
(Em) (Am) 
I do not think I‘m too extreme 
 
(Dm7) (G) 
And I‘m a handsome son of a bitch 
 
 
I‘m gonna get a good job and be real rich 
 
 
(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job) 
 
 
Women‘s liberation 
Came creeping all across the nation 
I tell you people, I was not ready 
When I ed this dyke by the name of Freddy 
 
She made a little speach then 
uuh, she tried to make me say when 
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick 
I guess it‘s still hooked on but now it shoots too quick 
 
Oh God I am the american dream 
But now I smell like vaseline 
I‘m a miserable son of a bitch 
(Am) I a boy or a lady, I don‘t know which 
( I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder) 
 
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit 
I jingle my change, but I‘m still kinda cute 
Got a job doing radio promo 
And none of the jocks can even tell I‘m a homo 
 
Eventually me and a friend 
Sort of drifted along into S&M 
I can take about an hour on the tower of power 
As long as I gets a little golden shower 
 
Oh God, I am the american dream 
With a spindle up my butt ‘till it makes me scream 
And I‘ll do anything to get ahead 
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred" 
 
 
(F) 
Oh God, oh God, I‘m so fantastic 
 
(Em) (Am) 
Thanks to Freddie, I‘m a sexual spastic 
 
(F) (G) 
And my name is Bobby Brown 
 
 
Watch me now, I‘m going down 
 
(F) (G) 
And my name is Bobby Brown 
 
 
Watch me now, I‘m going down