Anyones Daughter

(G) 
Well, I stood under your bedroom window 
Throwing up a brick 
No one came I threw one more 
That really did the trick 
Your daddy came and banged my head 
He said what kind of man 
Is this that`s hanging `round my girl 
And threw me in the car 
 
         (Em) 
You`re a farmer`s daughter 
You`re a farmer`s daughter 
Why do I always get 
The kinda girl I didn`t oughta get 
(C)                   (G/B) 
I won`t get no more eggs and water 
(Am)                (Em) 
Now I`ve laid the farmer`s daughter 
 
    (piano break in (G), same chords as above) 
 
(G) 
Imagine I was a full-grown man 
And I could talk just right 
Could I come and see you here 
And do this every night 
Wham!  The door comes crashing down 
Your daddy`s face all pale 
Says come with me you hairy bum 
I`ll put you in my jail 
 
         (Em) 
You`re a judge`s daughter 
You`re a judge`s daughter 
Why do I always get 
The kinda girl I didn`t oughta get 
(C)               (G/B) 
Now I`m getting jail and torture 
(Am)                 (Em) 
`Cause I made the judge`s daughter 
(Spoken: Yes I did. It was nice.) 
 
(guitar break) 
 
(C)                          (G/B) 
It seems they`re screaming law and order 
(Am)             (Em) 
When I go with anyone`s daughter 
 
(G) 
Woman I should like some peace 
And daddy hold your tongue 
I think you`re gonna die of fright 
When I tell you what I`ve done 
I can hear your tales and lies 
You say I`m dumb and scraggy 
But man this dumb and scraggy is 
Your daughter`s baby`s daddy 
 
       (Em) 
She`s a lucky daughter 
Such a lucky daughter 
Why did I always get 
The kinda girl I didn`t wanna get 
(C)                   (G/B) 
Now I`ve got what I always fought for 
(Am)                    (Em) 
`Cause I`ve married a rich man`s daughter 
(Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)