Memo From Turner

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Didn`t I see you down in San Antone on a hot and dusty night? 
                                  (A) 
You were eating eggs in Sammy`s when 
                     (D7) 
the black man there drew his knife. 
(A)              (A) 
Or you drowned that Jew in Rampton as 
               (D7) 
he washed his sleevless shirt. 
                      (D7) 
You know that Spanish speaking gentleman, 
      (A) 
the one that we call Kurt. 
 
(Bm)  (G)  (A) 
 
(C#m)       (Bm)                (D)               (A) 
Come now, gentleman, I know there`s some mistake 
       (C#m)            (Bm) 
How forgetful I`m becoming now you 
 (D)                   (A) 
fixed your business straight 
 
     (A)                            (D7)               (A) 
I remember you in Hemlock Road in nineteen fifty six 
            (A) 
You were a faggy little leather boy 
        (D7)              (A) 
with a smaller piece of stick 
           (A) 
You were a lashing smashing hunk of a man, 
     (D)                      (A) 
your sweat shined sweet and strong 
     (D7)                (A)                      (Bm) 
Your organ`s working perfectly, but there`s a part 
           (G)             (E7) 
that`s not   screwed on 
 
(A)  (E7)  (A)  (E)  (A)  (E7)  (A)  (E) 
 
            (A) 
Weren`t you at the Coke Convention back 
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in nineteen sixty five 
 
You`re the misbred grey executive 
I`ve seen heavily advertised 
            (A) 
You`re the great grey man whose daughter 
            (D)                  (A) 
licks policemen`s buttons clean 
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You`re the man who squats behind the man 
           (Bm)   (G)             (A) 
who works     the soft machine 
(C#m)         (Bm)                 (D)             (A) 
Come now, gentlemen, your love  is all I crave 
          (C#m)            (Bm)                (D) 
You`ll still be in the circus when I`m laughing, 
                   (A) 
laughing in my grave 
 
       (A)                               (D7)                (A) 
Well remember who you say you are but keep your noses clean 
        (A) 
Boys will be boys and play with toys. 
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So be   strong with your beast 
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Oh Rosie dear, don`cha think it`s queer. 
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So stop me if you please 
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The baby`s dead, my lady said. 
        (Bm)                  (G)         (A) 
You gentlemen will you all   work for me 
 
         (A) 
When the old men do all the fighting 
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and the young men all look on 
        (A) 
And the young girls eat their mother`s 
          (D)              (A) 
meat from tubes of plasticon 
    (A) 
Be wary of these my gentle friends 
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of all the skin you breed 
   (D7)              (A) 
To have that tasty habit, 
     (Bm)      (G)          (A) 
it`s not the hands that bleed