Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

F Eb 
Some take the bible for what it‘s worth 
Bb maj7 F 
When it says that the meek shall inherit the earth 
F 
Well, I heard that some sheik 
Eb 
Bought New Jersey last week 
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And you suckers ain‘t gettin‘ nothing! 
 
 
 
((((This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.)))) 
 
 
 
Is Hare Rama really wrong 
If you wander around with a napkin on 
With a bell on a stick 
An‘ your hair is all gone... 
(The geek shall inherit nothin‘) 
 
A^Bb 
You say your life‘s a bum deal 
A^Bb 
And you‘re up against the wall 
F 
Well, people, you ain‘t even got no kind of deal at all 
A^Bb 
‘Cause what they do 
A^Bb 
In Washington 
G C 
They just takes care of number one 
Bb maj7 C 
And number one ain‘t you 
Bb maj7 C 
You ain‘t even number two! 
 
 
Those Jesus freaks, well they‘re friendly but 
The shit they believe has got their minds all shut 
An‘ they don‘t even care 
When the church takes a cut 
Ain‘t it bleak when you got so much nothin‘ 
 
So whaddya do? 
 
F 
Eat that pork, eat that ham 
Eb 
Laugh till you choke on Billy Graham 
Bb maj7 C 
Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they‘re all a waste of time 
Gm C 
And it‘s your ass that‘s on the line 
Gm C 
(It‘s your ass that‘s on the line) 
 
F Eb 
Do what you wanna, do what you will 
Bbmaj7 F 
Just don‘t mess up your neighbor‘s thrill 
F 
And when you pay the bill 
Eb 
Kindly leave a little tip 
Bbmaj7 F 
And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip 
 
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Some take the bi - ble oh, oh